28 June 2009

|| Miss Malaysia ||

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Malaysian Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representatives were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the followingincident which occurred not too many years ago.

It is the final round of the
Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore were being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L'

Miss USA : Lamp
Miss Singapore : Light bulb
Miss Malaysia : LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L'

MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lion
Miss Singapore : Leopard
Miss Malaysia : LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no!

MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L'

Miss USA : Lexus
Miss Singapore : Lamborghini
Miss Malaysia : Lolls-Loyce

Judge: Oh my God!

MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lemon
Miss Singapore : Lychee
Miss Malaysia , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN!!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Malaysia
should really be disqualified ; and they decided that since Miss Malaysia was having so many problems with
the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L'

Miss USA : Lung (applause)
Miss Singapore : Liver (even more applause)
Miss Malaysia :

The Judges fainted..!!! "

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